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What are your middle names?
I don’t have one, but most Sikh men have Singh has their middle name which means lion! Hers is named after one of the calendar months, May I believe. Weird.

How long have you been together?
2 years

How long did you know each other before you started dating?
hmmmmm too long. About 2 months.

Who asked whom out?
No one really asked the other person out but I could tell she fancied me by the way she always undressed me with her eyes. She definitely always wanted a piece and she got her way in the end. I let it happen…………….. otherwise its called rape.

How old are each of you?
She’s a dinosaur and I’m in my prime…..nuff said.

Whose siblings do you see the most?
Probably see both equally, although all of hers have moved out of the house and are also younger than her! She’ll be living at home well into her mid 30’s me thinks, so still a few more years to go, hehe :p

Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple?
Sharing a bed. She always thieves all of the duvet and bed space, its like a constant battle between Good & Evil. I’m like Han Solo (super cool) and she’s like Jabba the Hutt cause she snores like him.

Did you go to the same school?
Nah man, I went to the 3rd worst school in the country. She would have never of made it out of their. Probably would have ended up like most of the girls that went there, pregnant (partly my fault) and living on the dole.

Are you from the same home town?
She’s from the place where Chav’s originated, Bristol of course! And I’m from sunny Swindon.

Who is smarter?
Depends which type of smart the question is referring to. I’m more street smart and also smarter when it comes to dress sense. If you’re on about the smart where you are basically like a human dictionary, then its her.

Who is the most sensitive?
I’ve seen her cry watching television adverts, she’s that bad.

Where do you eat out most as a couple?
YO Sushi!

Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple?
All over Northern America and the Caribbean

Who has the craziest exes?
I have no exes as such so she probably does. She has about 8 of them to choose from.

Who has the worst temper?
She recently tried breaking my arm and wouldn’t let go. Her nickname is the Angry Whopper, named after the mean burger from Burger King. She has this nickname for a reason. I keep all my anger locked up………….one day this will all come out in one burst and she will feel pain.

Who does the cooking?
I do. I like to think of myself as a very diverse cook and try almost anything (except peas, prawns and mushrooms). She makes good chilli and eggy bread…… that’s about it.

Who is the neat-freak?
Both of us, I’m neat and she’s a freak.

Who is more stubborn?
I always win and get what I want, muuuuhahahahahahah. But its mainly because I’m always right. We usually always bet or bet favours if we come to some sort of disagreement regarding a fact or a question someone has posed. We must have made over 40 bets and I’ve only ever lost once.

Who hogs the bed?
I’ve answered this question already.

Who wakes up earlier?
She’s always already awake when I get up.

Where was your first date?
Date? such an American thing to do. We first did it in my room, if that’s what you mean.

Who is more jealous?
She gets very jealous of me.

How long did it take to get serious?
Our relationship started off backwards so it was pretty much serious from the beginning. We started off living together and now we only see each other on weekends!

Who eats more?
She probably eats more overall. Cakes, chocolates, sweets etc… I can eat more in a session. 31.60 pounds spent at YO Sushi in one sitting is pretty much my Personal Best.

Who does the laundry?
I have no idea what this means. Is this a Spanish word?

Who’s better with the computer?
Well I can write programs and also build computers and set up networks blah blah blah. She’s more of a geek though because she loves blogging and reading random people blogs. She’s probably reading this!

Who drives when you are together?
If you saw the state of her car you would ask the question “Who the fuck licensed this person to drive?” So I try to drive whenever I feel like living.

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